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28

Nov

Ina in 2012

Tonight for dinner I bought a frozen spinach pizza and threw some pieces of “good” ham on top of it.  It’s like how Barefoot Contessa these days is Ina just phoning stuff in. 

30

Sep

Austro-Turkish Ina Garten: Yesterday, my buddy Meyer and I dipped into Billa Corso to grab a quick snack and - guess who we ran into - a woman who looked EXACTLY like Ina Garten!!!  We freaked out and I made Meyer surreptitiously take a photograph of her.  

I wonder if she’s ordering “gut” bread?

15

Aug

Breakfast Today: Man muss gut frühstücken, they say.  I don’t know who they are, but usually I disagree with them.  On normal days, when it’s up-n-‘Adam’ (pun intended), I linger just long enough to enjoy a Barber mug filled to the brim with black, acidic, weak filtered coffee.  It’s one of my favorite, and I’ll confess, bizarre, enjoyments.  On days off, especially when the Austrian calendar dictates that we’re long overdue for a surprise holiday, I’ll linger long enough over my mug to build up an appetite, and I’ll tumble some breakfast fixins into a pan and see what ends up on my plate. 
Today, to celebrate some holiday I’ve never heard of, I made myself a bacon, habanero, and spring onion scramble, served with a toasted Aborigines weckerl, the latter of which you can find at either Ströck or Billa.  The habanero was Austrian, though, so I had to pump up the volume (as my hero Ina would say) by dousing my toast with a little louisiana hot sauce.   
Here’s a hint for the surprising number of you who’ve been throwing away the green bits of the spring onions:  don’t throw them away!  They’re the best part.  I assure you.  Reserve them, however, from the cooking process, and use them as a garnish/topping.  The mingling of the slightly sauteed white portion with the crispy, verdant, barely oniony stems is perfection.

Breakfast Today: Man muss gut frühstücken, they say.  I don’t know who they are, but usually I disagree with them.  On normal days, when it’s up-n-‘Adam’ (pun intended), I linger just long enough to enjoy a Barber mug filled to the brim with black, acidic, weak filtered coffee.  It’s one of my favorite, and I’ll confess, bizarre, enjoyments.  On days off, especially when the Austrian calendar dictates that we’re long overdue for a surprise holiday, I’ll linger long enough over my mug to build up an appetite, and I’ll tumble some breakfast fixins into a pan and see what ends up on my plate. 

Today, to celebrate some holiday I’ve never heard of, I made myself a bacon, habanero, and spring onion scramble, served with a toasted Aborigines weckerl, the latter of which you can find at either Ströck or Billa.  The habanero was Austrian, though, so I had to pump up the volume (as my hero Ina would say) by dousing my toast with a little louisiana hot sauce.   

Here’s a hint for the surprising number of you who’ve been throwing away the green bits of the spring onions:  don’t throw them away!  They’re the best part.  I assure you.  Reserve them, however, from the cooking process, and use them as a garnish/topping.  The mingling of the slightly sauteed white portion with the crispy, verdant, barely oniony stems is perfection.

16

Apr

Fun Check.  Who’s Having Fun?: How could you not be when the traditional music starts up?
This is a magical country.

Fun Check.  Who’s Having Fun?: How could you not be when the traditional music starts up?

This is a magical country.

26

Feb

Grocery Shopping, Ina Garten Style:  You know Ina has one of these (or seven) (or seventy).
My sis must know that she pretty much has to bring one back for our mom!

Grocery Shopping, Ina Garten Style:  You know Ina has one of these (or seven) (or seventy).

My sis must know that she pretty much has to bring one back for our mom!

04

Feb

Roasted a Chicken Last Night:  It’s frigid in Vienna at the moment - 10 degrees Fahrenheit, so Minnesota-esque even.  To combat the cold I roasted a chicken last night.  Turned out pretty darn good, too! 
Sadly, Ina would’ve had a beef with me.  One of the wings popped up from under the bird while roasting.  Such a faux pas!

Roasted a Chicken Last Night:  It’s frigid in Vienna at the moment - 10 degrees Fahrenheit, so Minnesota-esque even.  To combat the cold I roasted a chicken last night.  Turned out pretty darn good, too! 

Sadly, Ina would’ve had a beef with me.  One of the wings popped up from under the bird while roasting.  Such a faux pas!

22

Jan

1 beer: Euro 9,50
1 mulled wine: Euro 8,50
homemade chips: benevolently gratis
An hour and a half spent with my sister at Ina Garten’s favorite cafe in Paris:  The kind of memory I will cherish forever.

1 beer: Euro 9,50

1 mulled wine: Euro 8,50

homemade chips: benevolently gratis

An hour and a half spent with my sister at Ina Garten’s favorite cafe in Paris:  The kind of memory I will cherish forever.

19

Jan

@ Cafe de Flore in Paris:  Sitting at the table Ina Garten sat at in her Paris episode of Barefoot Contessa.  Pretty fracken cool!

@ Cafe de Flore in Paris:  Sitting at the table Ina Garten sat at in her Paris episode of Barefoot Contessa.  Pretty fracken cool!

14

Jan

Ina Garten Heaven: Poilane Bakery in the Sixth District.

Ina Garten Heaven: Poilane Bakery in the Sixth District.